How blonde was she?? She was soooooooooooooo blonde…

… she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
… she thought a quarterback was a refund.
… she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
… she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
… she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
… she thought General Motors was in the Army.
… she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
… she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
… under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
… she tried to drown a fish.
… she tripped over a cordless phone.
… she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
… she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
… she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
… they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
… at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
… she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
… it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
… she studied for a blood test-and failed.
… she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
… she sold the car for gas money.
… when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
… when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
… she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
… when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
… when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
… she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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Dove and Peace Necklace

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