Pray You Don’t Step On The Ducks!
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Three native american women, a Cherokee,a Creek and a Choctaw,die together in an car accident (they were on Route 122) and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,
‘We only have one rule here in heaven:
don’t step on the ducks!’

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them,
the Cherokee woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the
ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,
‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’

The next day, the Creek woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with
the same admonishment as for the Cherokee woman.

The Choctaw woman has observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months
without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome Cherokee man she has ever laid eyes on
…….very tall, beautiful face, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy Choctaw woman says,
‘I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?’

The Cherokee man says,
‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.’

Enjoy your day and don’t step on any ducks.
Skidi
KB

 

 

 

 

 

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